Oh if the GM is angry at Matthias, the one thing I’m certain of is that he definitely, 100% did it. No question. To be fair, that stunt with stowing away on the ISS was definitely pretty insane, we’ve had men in black suits attending our games ever since. And they never pay for tickets, either :c 

Matthias probably would actually do the penance work, though he’d inevitably wind up roping in other people with him - maybe promise them bread or money or a joyride on the Zamboni (you see the problem, his solutions to problems just make further problems) and his fans are unhinged enough that they’d probably show up to actually help him out. Whether or not it would eventually get done or not, that’s another question, but they’d definitely at least try. And also *definitely* steal all of the old bulbs and sell them off as memorabilia. Like, 100%.