After passing a law requiring every light in stadiums to be changed to LED bulbs, the Canadian Prime Minister was pleased to hear that the Newfoundland Berzerkers would be the first team to install these bulbs in their stadium. In fact, the team invited the Prime Minister and the media to a special event where they would unveil the bulbs to the country.

Each player on the team brought a special dish made for the occasion.

Ima Noobie showed up with a tuna watermelon casserole.

The dish was not received well.

Three local reporters blasted the organization for the bad hosting skills. A key member of the SMJHL Home Office threatened to contract the team completely from the league. Even the person who puts together the team media guide threatened to quit.

And the Prime Minister stormed out of the arena and immediately donned an Ottawa Highlanders shirt.

And this is how we ended up with Ima Noobie personally and single handedly hanging the LED lights in the arena before Opening Night.