S79 PT #1: All Of The Lights
Due: Sunday, October 20th @ 11:59 PM PST
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Grzegorz annoys his GM constantly. It's probably a shorter list of what he does that doesn't annoy his GM. A few seasons ago, he did a contract holdout to try to make the GM bribe Los Angeles city officials to let him keep a pet elephant in the city. Fitzgerald "Fuzz" Essechel has since retired from his role as Panthers GM, but Grzegorz's antics continue. From the time he tried to serve deep-fried pucks to his teammates, to his insanely inconsistent performance from season to season (seriously, what's up with that? Why am I cheeks again?), to folding scratch paper into "hornets" and using rubber bands to launch them at teammates and front office employees, Grzegorz is an absolute headache who probably would've been out on his Polish ass if it weren't for the occasional McBride / Razov performance he puts up in clutch time and the fact that he's very easy to get along with in person. Asking him to change a lightbulb is only fair, and Grzegorz is a good sport about it. He gets a ladder, does the job without much flash (and somehow without hands, but how he wields his glove is a mystery best left unexamined if we're going to go there), and proves that it only takes one Polak to change a light bulb.
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