Option 1:

Paul Bondage loves joking around with hotdog in the locker room. Unfortunately, one interaction got him in some heat lately. You see, hotdog posted a picture of a very polite looking beluga whale in the "selfies" section of the locker room. Paul Bondage then stated, in quotation marks, a funny statement of when that beluga would look like that. It was determined hours later that Paul Bondage stole this statement from Twitter and SUPPOSEDLY passed it off as his own joke. The debate got a bit heated, defendants of him stating that because he used quotation marks he was not claiming those words to be his own; other saw it as blatant plagiarism. Regardless of the outcome, Paul Bondage will suck it up and change the lightbulbs. He is terrified of heights and hated every second of it, but he sucked it up and got it done as best to his ability.

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