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I've been meaning to share this story. It all started at training camp by a player that didn't even make the team! This man, @HillsHaveHats, arrived late, as usual, to practice and @luke didn't tolerate this at all. HHH was instantly demoted and sent back to Vancouver. Even though he is a mediocre player at best once the ice, Oliver Cornwall was still expecting to make the team, but his dream was crushed rapidly by his general manager. You see, Luke was mad because he had heard from @JR95 that Oliver had been late at practice because he had spent all morning putting peanut butter in the socks of every single player of the team. To top it off, he added strawberry jam in them to create his favorite version of the famous PB&J. While the players were arriving in the locker room and dressing up, he'd screaming ''PB AND JJJJJJJJJJJJJ'' each time someone put his foot in those socks. My feet still smell like peanut butter and it's been 2 weeks. Luke was so mad by all this that he made the whole team do the lightbulb work.