Roquefort Cotswold does not view the changing of the light bulbs as a punishment. Rather, he sees it as an opportunity. The opportunity to sabotage the opposing team. The wily rodent installs specifically tuned bulbs into opposing LRs. little glass luminescent mines, ready to explode in a burst of heat or light at any moment. Passively, they sweat out enemy players before the game, weakening their resolve. Their eyes get spotty, blinded by my shining bulbs. They go outside to get some fresh air and clear their head, and suddenly - SKREEEE a literal falcon comes down and rips their eyes out. All according to plan. And to think all I had to do to set this up was take a pee in @Aephino's cheerios. a small price to pay for greatness. After the great changing of the bulbs, Roquefort would retire to his own locker room. Inside of which is installed some beautiful, freshly engraved Detroit Falcons brand lightbulbs. Now available in all major box stores, or orderable online for a low cost of $19.99. That's right, for just $19.99 you can have some very special "Skreelights" to guide you throughout life. Brought to you by Roquefort Cotswold.