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Earl is known to push the envelope with people. His teammates all know this and his GM. However, he went too far by putting a picture of his GMs feet all over the locker room and now he got stuck the maintenance duties with two other teammates. Earl and his teammates were not about to change any lightbulbs when they make good money playing in the J. So, the three of them hired out contractors to do the work while they sat around and drank beer and ate microwaved hotdogs. When their GM came in that next morning, he noticed all the lights had been changed to LED’s. Impressed the three players got the lights finished in one day he went looking for them. He found them sitting in lawn chairs in the Zamboni area passed out drunk. He kicked them and screamed “wake up you three!”. Earl jumped up first with a huge grin on his face while the other two slowly sat up gritting their teeth from the headache they developed from all the alcohol in their blood. The GM said “you boys know you can’t be drinking at the arena like this right?” Earl said “we know bossman but we were just celebrating our hard work with the lights and got carried away it won’t happen again”. Little did the GM know they didn’t do anything but sit and get hammered the whole night. What a con artist Earl is. They all high fived as the GM left the room and laughed their asses off.

@Fluw I hope you like my story about you being mad at me.


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