Option 1
Kristian Seppanen, the star right defenceman and assistant captain (otherwise known as ass cap) of the Atlanta Inferno hockey team of the Eastern Conference of the Simulation Hockey League, otherwise known as the SHL, pissed off GM @hotdog and assistant GM @micool132 by threatening to stop earn TPE and go IA. The reason Kristian Seppanen made such a bold and audacious threat was because these damn TPEs take so much energy to write these days, it's not as easy to write 150 words as it once was, back in the good ol' days when Kristian Seppanen was young and full of dreams of cups and fame and lore. But ever since MrPresident traded Kristian Seppanen in Hockey Nation (otherwise known as HN) away from the Renfrew Millionaires to the Arkham Yellow Kings, MrPresident has become a certified Kristian Seppanen hater, because Kristian Seppanen in both Hockey Nation and the Simulation Hockey League is a certified bum and people were mistaken for drafting him in fantasy.