S79 PT #1: All Of The Lights
Due: Sunday, October 20th @ 11:59 PM PST
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gurbs
Bank Manager Posting Freak
Tony Soprano didn’t mean to anger the GM; it all started with a harmless joke. After a tough practice, Tony jokingly told the GM he looked like he “skipped leg day,” which, as it turns out, hit a little too close to home. The GM took it personally, even though Tony meant no harm.
So, when the new LED law was passed, the GM saw his opportunity for revenge and assigned Tony the grueling task of changing every light in the stadium. Over the weekend. Alone. Grabs the bag of Gabagool and gets in his bag. Tony, never one to back down, shows up with a ladder and a bag of gabagool for “energy,” but quickly realizes there are way too many bulbs. He gives it a half-hearted effort, changing maybe two before getting bored and calling a contractor to do the rest while he naps in the stands. “Problem solved,” he thinks. SHL Career Stats / Achievements S67 PHI | 66GP | 23G | 32A | 55P | +11 | 163sog | 14.11sh% | 1 ppp | 63 hit | 44 blk | 12 pim
S68 PHI | 66GP | 7 G | 29A | 36P | +12 | 113sog | 6.19 sh% | 0 ppp | 141hit | 26 blk | 20 pim
S69 PHI | 48GP | 3 G | 27A | 30P | +9 | 53 sog | 5.66 sh% | 0 ppp | 91 hit | 21 blk | 14 pim
Career Totals | 1040GP | 258G | 476A | 734P | 2507sog | 10.29sh% | 100pp | 1082hit | 673blk S63 PHI | 6 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | 0 | 19 sog | 26.32sh% | 0 ppp | 6 hit | 11 blk
[align=center]S64 PHI | 4 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -2 | 2 sog | 0.00 sh% | 0 ppp | 6 hit | 2 blk S65 PHI | 7 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +2 | 19 sog | 15.79sh% | 0 ppp | 11 hit | 3 blk S66 PHI | 7 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -2 | 12 sog | 8.33 sh% | 0 ppp | 8 hit | 5 blk |
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