Option 1

It was definitely not intentional, I just love to get under the skin of my teammates and general manager. So I intentionally put a Philly cheese steak on the desk of my GM, being that he is from Philadelphia, I know that this is one of his favorite treats. However to mess with him, I put beyond meat in the sandwich along with swiss cheese. As soon as he bit into it, i could hear him gagging all the way from the spa room. He stormed out of his office and threw the sandwich across the locker room, cursing loud enough for the media to hear. The only other noise you could make out was me cackling from the hot tub. He stormed over to me and started whipping me with a towel. That is when he told me to get my ass out of the hot tub and that I would be the one swapping out all the lights in the arena with the maintenance staff.

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