dieter frühstück does not like pets. he hates animals. he only likes animals when they are cooked. so he made sure that he had no role whatsoever in picking the anchorage armada's new pet because he doesn't like animals. frühstück decided that he'd go with whatever the team wanted, and avoid any responsibility for it, which was fine because the team ended up picking a blue whale to be their pet as a joke. they wanted to go for something nautical (because the team is named after a group of boats) and decided on a whale because it would piss off their rivals in vancouver. for their first game against the whalers they upped the ante. they made a huge armada jersey and put it on the whale then somehow found out a way to get the whale, named "blubber mcblubbface" into the rink (in a huge pool near the ice). the whale led chants and was observed as saying "i hate vancouver" in whalespeak. safe to say that frühstück likes animals now.

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