Option 1: 
The team thought it would be a great idea to get a pet. Obviously the Tampa Bay Barracuda thought having a pet Barracuda would be funny and topical, but after copious research we figured this would be too dangerous and we'd have to end up hiring someone to look after it. But we all really were digging the fish theme and decided what if we still get an aquarium but make it way easier to maintain?

So we landed on getting about 20 neon tetra glowfish. They seems easy enough to care for, and the tank didn't have to be monstrous. So we set up the tank in the locker room and now everyone got to line up and name a fish. I think some of the fish might've got named twice, but everyone seems happy (and it's not like the fish are going to respond to their name anyway). I named a bright green one Greeny. I love him so much and my happiness now depends solely on Greeny's happiness.