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Nevada GMs JFK and Fancey decided to boost team morale, and what better way to honor the Battleborn players then by getting them an actual ram as a pet. The team will likely name it Grond after the battering ram from lord of the rings, but personally I think that makes the ram sound evil, and we want it to a good ram. The team will let grond run loose in the opponents’ locker room, destroying it and being a bit liberal with its use as a bathroom. Combined that with the Nevada desert heat, and the fact that the team cut the AC to the opponents’ locker room, and it makes for a very unpleasant visitor experience for other teams. Grond will absolutely be on the bench with the team during games. The team set up a nice area with outdoor space for grond to live in, but team captain Slava Kasyanenko insisted on bringing him home to live with him instead, and they commute together to games and practices.