10-24-2024, 11:35 PMRuggsy Wrote: Alrighty, buckle up, folks! ? I wasn’t planning on diving into this clown car, but here we go—let’s chat about the wacky world of the SHL circus! ? Apparently, when a new clown tries to juggle some opinions about the elephant in the room, the big top clowns like Jess and Frenchie come swooping in like they’re on a trampoline, ready to pop those balloons! ? I’m starting to think there’s a secret “Elite Clown Crew” where you all toss pies at anyone with a new nose! Honestly, this might be why the league is struggling to get fresh clowns in the tent—who wants to join a circus where the cotton candy is a bit too sticky? Instead of sending a seltzer spray my way, maybe just listen up! I was a fresh clown just a month ago, and today, whoosh! Frenchie blocked me faster than a pie to the face! Why? Because I tried to tell a joke that didn’t land like a well-thrown custard! ? Pyro over at the Knights was all about the clown love—no blocking, just balloon animals!These are your leading clown-a-rinos! Just imagine a brand-new clown walking into this three-ring circus and seeing all this craziness—yikes and yoinks! I’ll be sharing all the zany chat details soon. Sure, I might look like a sad balloon animal, but so do others! I used to think the other clowns were just fooling around before I joined, and then—BAM! Instant block! It’s like the clown code is to keep all the goofiness under the big top! It’s kinda spooky, honestly, because I worked so hard on my clown character, and now I feel like I might get banished to the sad clown corner forever!

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