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The Great Falls Grizzlies...hm what animal could possibly inspire us to have as our mascot? I suppose we could go the alternative route and go for something obscure like whatever the frick Gritty is... or we could go for something more mainstream like a tiger. Whether scary or cuddly... is to be determined. We don't want to have a scary tiger that terrifies children, yet we don't want a weak little pussy cat mascot ether. I suppose at the end of the day... a scary tiger would not be best. Perhaps more of a Frosted Flake Tiger who just wanders around telling us we're all great whilst eating flakes that are frosted by something unnatural, yet delicious. You know, i could actually go for some frosted flakes right now... dang potential mascot Making me want cereal.

Oh and of course our mascot will forever be a Grizzly who roams the wilds and sleeps for months of the year. Who is even questioning this??