So the GM of the Yukon Malamutes wants to adopt a team mascot / pet, very cool, very demure, very exciting. It's so painfully obvious just from the team name what we'd want as the pet. A gorilla. we'll get him a nice jersey to wear and he'll come with us to all the road games, and I'll feed him every day. What would a pet gorilla eat exactly? well, the crate of hotdogs the team already keeps on hand for Djoe Anderson is probably what his diet will consist of. that and leftovers from the arena, but he'll have to fight Djoe for those as well. All said and done, Djoe might be one of the few people that might be able to keep the gorilla calm. also we'll get him glow in the dark shoes and we'll call him a glorilla. and he'll come to every away game with us and just secretly lace up the skates, better watch out for the glori- I mean chuck lumbermouth. (He looks bigger than usual, doesn't he? ..)

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