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The atalanta locker room was in need of a new pet animal to rally around. The team from the simulation hockey league was in need of a cheer up moment and micool one hhundred and thirty two had the perfect plan for that amiright @goldenglutes ? Micool captured Moo Deng from her zoo in thailand and brought it to Atlanta. The team loves moo deng have you seen that baby pigmy hippopotammus lol its so cute. Moo deng means bouncy pork lmao who calls and hippo like that its so silly. I think @Bongo is the one that loves moo deng the most out of the current roster and @duff im not so sure because duff usually loves toads and bears but i dont know about baby pigmy hippos. In the end, the team had to send back moo deng as she was unhappy in the home of coca-cola and nothing makes us sadder than sad animals except losing a hockey game so back she went to thailand.