1: Look, if the Argos want to get a locker room pet, they know that Jefferson is the guy to ask about weird, fun options for a loyal clubhouse companion. Jefferson's personal home is stuffed to the gills with exotic animals - between reptiles, amphibians, saltwater fish all the way over to your standard issue cat and dogs. For a team like the argonauts, we'd need something personal, entertaining and smart, just like all of our players. As a seafaring team, nothing says "man on a boat" like a parrot, so I'd recommend going with a really cute green cheek conure or something -- very personable, trainable and just impossible to dislike. Jeff would teach the rest of the guys how to interact with the lil fella, how to teach him tricks and fun songs to whistle. The team wanted to hire a "professional" but Jeff demanded it be written into his contract that he gets to help take care of the bird and bring it with the team wherever they may go.