Option 2:

Paul Bondage is addicted to his social media. He refuses to call it X, it will always be Twitter regardless of what that dipshit wants to call it. He did learn from a certain someone that creating a burner account was the way to go. Number1BondageFan was the username he chose, certain to not bring any weird direct messages to his inbox. Amidst the multiple messages asking for pics, offering to sell pics, etcetera etcetera, he makes sure to comment on every article, every naysayer that he can find. No one knows it is him, and that's the wonder! He can be as crude and as rude as he wants and there is no way this could ever possibly come back to haunt him in the future when he inevitably runs for office in the states! Though most of his comments boil down to nothing more than simple vulgar insults anytime any one person is even the slightest bit critical of him.

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