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This season, Nathangus McExplosion has been playing his rookie season with sophomore Violet Stoica @Renomitsu (sorry if that's not how you write your player's name) and Shoyo Hinata, the OLD DOG, as we call him in the altanta inferno locker locker room, the former Season sixty six champion team by the way. Shoyo is very old @Gordon Bombay and should probably retire soon like dick clapper. The linemates are very good to Nathangus because Nathangus has been taking a lot of advice from violet and her experience as a rookie being fresh but also from shoyo hinata who was a runner up for rookie of the year like a million years ago. He was robbed by the way, the awards committee failed real hard by not making shoyo ROTY. Anyway nathangus is also learning a lot from Violet and Shoyo's mistakes as they turnover the puck quite a lot and to not make them feel bad, nathangus also does the same. Coach Hotdog @hotdog and Coach Micool can't teach them anything or how to not turnover the puck, hence the line's nickname "the uncrustable uh i mean the uncoachables". That eel boi on the team tho sure could teach them a trick or two.