Written Option 2:

Slip McScruff has hopped on the Simulation Bluesky train with all the new fangled algorithm tools. He has one pinned feed which covers all mentions of him with positive sentiments, then has one moderation list which hides all mentions of him with negative connotations. Weirdly, the feel good feed only has 3 posts and 2 of them are tests from when he was trying to get the filter working. The third one is even weirder because he didn't know his mom had an account. The moderation list is actually super popular, but mainly because people just don't want any mention of Slip McScruff in their feed at all.

Some times, he likes to make fake accounts and try to argue with people who say he sucks. Unfortunately, he sounds really dumb because the facts are not on his side and he just gets nuclear blocked as a troll account. At least when he needs the cash he can engagement farm on Twitter where people will go out of their way to dunk on his posts.