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This is the most incredible, most horrendously awful idea in the history of incredible and awful ideas. Such an idea, nay, an opportunity cannot be turned down. For the sake of Czechia, Petr will use this chance to continue to spew the good word about the glorious nation of Czechia! What playoff series? I think you mean the endless pursuit towards gold! Petr's nearly 100 career playoff goals? No, surely you mean the next Czech golden generation! Texas' recent success? No, I think you mean the 60 seasons of Czech history in the IIHF! Petr's march to 500 career goals in the regular season? No, surely you mean Petr's journey to earning 200 career points and 100 goals in the IIHF! Petr is simply put, a propaganda machine whenever a microphone is put in front of him, as he has been trained to do, and as he will continue to diligently provide.