(Prompt 2)

Oh shit you said there was money involved? On god? Hummina hummina I'm coming for that skrilla I don't care what I have to deal with. I'm also not some kind of nerd so I'm not studying we're just going on vibes and the belief that I am intrinsically smarter than everybody else in the room (in like a cool way though not in some lame nerdy way.) I think the first thing to do is to learn the players name of whatever nonsense sport I'm commentating but to be honest that kinda sounds like a lot of work so I'm just gonna name all the players Baggo I think that's a cool name. All players have been named Baggo. Now that I can properly recognize who is who I can begin making up rules to this sport so that I can follow a long with the game, and then get mad at the referees for not enforcing the rules that I have created. I feel that this is an important skill for a play by play commentator. It's also a PG-13 broadcast so I get to say fuck once and I choose to have the camera randomly cut to me so I can look back at it and just say the magic word. We're getting paid tonight