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Juan absolutely accepts the gig.He spent 4 years in Quebec being a third wheel translator for Leo Roze and Celeste Desjardins, there is no way this is harder than that. Juan would put zero effort into preparing for the gig and instead wing it. Obviously there would be a few awkward momebts but he would just use the english is my second language excuse to get through those. The rest he would just use typical sport speak like " They just dont have the heart tonight" and " Player X is very underrated/overrated in the league " type phrases. Mix those with some jokes and thats juan easy pay day. Obviously Juan would also take time to promote all of Winnipegs star prospects that are join the club this offseason and plug all the charities he supports as well. He would end the broadcast by chirping the shit out of the Kelowna Knights GM as that guy is a total bum and needs to be roasted publically more.