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Cal Juice was asked to come on to a baseball broadcast. Unfortunately not only does he not know anything about baseball, he hates it! But they have to accept the massive amount of money because he could do a lot of good with it. He doesn't prepare for the broadcast though, instead he decides to wing it and see what happens. I think everyone knows that he's a hockey player so there shouldn't be an expectation for him to know very much and the rest he can get from context clues. He doesn't make a fool of himself but I think most people watching know that he's really just there to be a pretty face and provide some crossover fans to the PBE. By the end of the broadcast he's able to see what people like about baseball but still isn't super into it. After the game he accepts that check and uses the money to open an unhoused peoples shelter in Chicago.