Written Option 2:

If Slip McScruff is going to be invited to be a commentator in another sports league, it would probably be because he has incredible longevity in the sport of hockey. So they will bring him on whenever they need another certified old guy in the room to toss simple questions at about how to stay in the game after so many years.

Oh, so and so is going to play in his recording breaking blah blah game of this sport, let's get a Slip McScruff segment for the pregame show.

My key to longevity was keeping a habit, eating the same diet kept me focused in a routine. I did my stretches. Put my head down and grinded. Did what I needed. Yadda yadda.

Then, we're at half time, let's get Slip McScruff to weigh in on what he sees out there.

He doesn't look at day over 21, spry as a spring chicken and twice as fast. He could keep going for another 5 years, then you can keep bringing me on to pay my bills.