Jokes on the rest of the team. All Kiwi does is go camping in her free time. She can start a fire with soaking wet wood and just two sticks. She can also catch rabbit and wild chickens and cook them up real good. She is the most well fed contestant on the team and crushes the rest of her teammates. She enjoys it so much, being disconnected from the world, that she forgets its a competition and just spends to the whole offseason out in the wild, fishing, making shelter, burying her poop. She's in absolute heaven. Eventually her team has to drag her back to the arena kicking and screaming. She has since become a major spokesperson for the Anachro-Primitive movement. When she scores on the ice the fans scream "Return to monke" and she has start lobbying politicians to ban all technology. She has also started a movement to return hockey to its rightful place. The ponds.