Seeing as I am my team's 'coach' (team job), I would definitely set the competition up so that Quazon had the best chance of winning. I wouldn't necessarily rig any of the competitions, but I would have the competitions play to Quazon's strengths which are speed, shot accuracy, and balance. Since bragging rights are more important than training and a warm bed, Quazon will be in the competition until the very end. And how for the competitions our Falcons will be forced to endure:

For speed, a race is the most obvious event that I believe Quazon would perform well in. For shot accuracy, some good old fashion archery should do the trick. Finally, for balance, we will have a hanging log suspended over a pit of sharks and spikey objects! Once Quazon is crowned champion of the Falcons, he will then be poised to take over the rest of the SMJHL and beyond.

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