Written Option 2:

The Altanta inferno, the best team in the simulation hockey league, are of the opinion that physical strenght is very important and as such is a big part of the off-season training regimen enforced by the coach. The most important part of the body is the legs. This is where the strenght matters the most and former player and leg coach @goldenglutes makes sure everyone trains their glutes to perfection. He makes us do 100 squats per day, and we cannot drink until we are done to also train our endurance capacity. Sometiems we get so thirsty we lick our sweat dripping from our forehead (especially @Bongo he got that big forehead). The other strenght that is the most important is the arms. The big arms allows us to take big slappers on the PP. You'll notice our team's best defenseman is an eel @hotdog and that eels dont have glutes and don't have arms so the eel doesn't have to train with us. Maybe he should grow at least one glute idk.