Bongo was born a loser. His dad was a garbage man and his mom worked at the dump. So when he found out he was going to be competing in tasks on Atlanta inferno SURVIVOR, he couldn’t help but sheepishly kick the ground in front of him, hands in his pockets and eyes facing him the concrete. I mean, bongo is a LOSER. I know what you’re thinking, he isn’t a loser! He even won the turd Ferguson trophy. Oh yeah, turd furgeson - the trophy you receive for being the biggest LIABILITY in the league with the most penalty minutes.

So, survivor went just as expected, but you know how those shows work. Bongo was so bad, nobody wanted to vote him out, because he simply was not a threat. He actually made the top 2: and the last challenge? Who is the biggest IDIOT! Guess who won? Let’s just says… he added another trophy to the hardware.