Prompt 1

My player would absolutely suck at this survivor thing. How am I supposed to survive in the wilderness without alcohol or drugs? No way I am lasting that long to be the sole survivor. I would like to be the first one to be send home. I am an old man too for christ sake. You can not do this to me at my age. It is pure torture. I want to be in civilization in my warm and cozy bed with the woman I love and the boze on the night stand. Wouldn't you want that either? This is dumbest idea this coach has ever brought in and I think he should be fired immediately. There are far better ways to prepare for the next season during summer camp. Like nights out with the boys and get lap dances in strip clubs you know. That is far better than this guy is suggesting...