Option 1: I would not do well in this sort of competition. Sure I would smash all of the physical challenges that are presented. However I am a man of refined taste. I would not dare eat any food that was not prepared by a chef. I wouldn't even be able to have my dinner without a 97 Pinot. That being said I could last a few days until the nuisances finally got to me. The first guy to get eliminated would definitely be Oliver Cornwall. That kid looks about as soft as they come. As soon as he walked into the locker room I had the urge to shove him in a locker. Just looking is his gawking little face made me take a step outside to smoke a pack of cigarettes. If anyone would have won this survivor challenge it would have been my buddy Outdoor Truck. He's gone now may God rest his soul.
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