Despite better wishes, the Battleborn is ready to rock.

Drew McIntyre is on the Bag pipes. He's going to embrace his Scottish roots. He prayed for this, and it happened.
Claude, though he's not exactly a great dancer, he has some sense of rhythm and is behind a team. He's the drummer.
Kiwi Söderberg-Snooks has great energy. She'll be the lead singer.
Badger Hennessy don't give a fuck, so we'll put 'em on Bass.
Slava Kasyanenko will be rocking it on the guitar.

So, prepare for a musical experience unlike anything else, for it will cause great pain. As the Ram Jam hits your local bar.