The Battleborn have a few incredibly talented musicians on the roster.

Starting with the obvious: Oscar Pieter. This is clearly just an alias of Oscar Peterson, despite the fact he died in 2007. That was clearly an elaborate ruse. We have found our jazz piano player.

Mick Geno? I think you mean Mick Jagger. Get this rock star a guitar and mic immediately.

Grimr3aper is just screaming that he’s been in countless metal bands. He’s death himself, so he can play any instrument you ask him to. Lack of muscles in his fingers might make shredding difficult these days, so we’ll stick him where we generally hide the least talented musicians. Voila, our drummer.

Now what happens when you combine death metal, classic/prog rock, and jazz? I’m not really sure, something like “between the buried and me”. Not the most appropriate tunes for SMJHL cocktail hour. If Grim can stay away from the blast beats, I think we’ve formed ourselves a nice little funk-fusion trio