T’was the night before Zerkmas and all through St John’s
The whole city was filled with hype, no time for yawns

Quebec vs. Newfoundland for the regular season crown
Only one team happy, the other will sport a frown

The puck drops and Quebec sprints up the ice
The Zerks defend hard, but have they paid the price?

The crowd silent, you couldn’t hear an echo
Than a big hit is laid out from Colton Paraygeko

The Zerks on the counter, with pace and with scorn
Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne

With a shot that’s looking like a contender
But it’s stopped by the Quebec goaltender

The fans in the stands get louder and louder
As the rebound goes straight to Hannah Crowder

She roofs it high and it goes into the net
Then she goes to hug her teammate, Jett

Newfoundland wins the game in overtime
This Zerkmas has been quite sublime