Written Option 2
Kristian Seppanen, the star first line right defenceman (often abbreviated as RD) and assistant captain (which means he’s apparently a leader in the locker room and wears an embroidered A on his hockey sweater during games) for the Atlanta Inferno frozen dihydrogen oxyde (otherwise known as ice) hockey team (not to be confused with other types of hockey such as ball hockey or field hockey) of the Atlantic Division of the Eastern Conference of the Simulation Hockey League, otherwise known as the SHL, wouldn't prioritize games for the team Christmas party - and none of Kristian Seppanen's teammates would put him in charge. Rather, Kristian Seppanen would focus on a massive feast for the team, ranging from charcuterie boards, jalapeño poppers, mozzarella and halloumi sticks, bacon-wrapped water chestnuts, some Finnish appetizers, and more. He would make the best punch on the planet, and leave alcohol on the side for those wishing to partake. He would further ensure that there's all kinds of sodas, juices, energy drinks, alcohol for those wishing to partake, protein shakes for those seeking the gains, and more.