If Rence Sykut was in charge of the Seattle Argonauts' Holiday party there is one thing that would sure to be abound, and that thing is ham. Rence has an unhealthy relationship with ham and it comes out especially around the holidays. Therefore, the spread at the holiday function would consist of many types of cooked, cured, and smoked hams for everyone to indulge in. Aside from that, Rence also really enjoys baked goods, so naturally, a bake off among the Argonauts would be a must. Rence would supply a batch of his famous shortbread frosted cookies. Otherwise, the only other stipulation would be that no traditional Christmas music be played at the event since it has been known to send Rence into a blind homicidal rage and result in everyone having a bad time. The families of the victims are still recovering from the tragedy of the S76 Christmas party when "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas" was inadvertently played during the Holiday party.

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