S80 PT #2: The Game Before Christmas
Due: Sunday, December 29th @ 11:59 PM PST
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Written Task, Option 2
Planning a Christmas Party, especially at a work function, is a delicate affair requiring a keen mind and an anxious worldview to prepare for any and all eventualities. First and foremost: liquor must be included, but not doled out in such quantities as anyone does anything questionable with a professional work colleague. There is a fine line between a couple of drinks and chatting merrily with the boss, and one-too-many drinks and fistfighting them in the parking lot. When planning beverage and snack service, all tastes and dietary needs should be considered. Ensuring to include vegan/vegetarian options for food selections, as well as halal and kosher. For the younger generations, chicken tendies and diet pepsi are the traditional foods for celebratory meals. To avoid confusion from the elderly in attendance, it is best to label the beverages accordingly: Eggnog -> "Traditional, Masculine Christmas Eggnog" Vegan Eggnog -> "WOKEnog" To ensure a peaceful and merry evening, the key component to this successful Christmas Party is the Dunk Tank: anyone who picks a fight or decides to start politicizing, proselytizing, or soapboxing, will be seated on the dunk tank chair, topped with a santa hat, and all guests invited to throw baseballs at the target trigger. Such a deterrent means recidivism amongst party-poopers will remain low. |
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