Written Option 2

Management: I do not know why we keep giving you of all people these tasks, but that is clearly the fault of someone on my team. Just tell us what went wrong this time.

Agent Tesla: I must say I do not appreciate the distrust in my talents here. This was a simple Christmas party and I don't think it went poorly at all.

Management: You replaced the great lakes with eggnog, burned the stadium down so far into the ground it just left a smoldering crater, and somehow managed to accidentally curse every attendee to be haunted by a specter of their greatest fear.

Agent Tesla: That first one was seen as particularly festive, the second one was due to a mistake by the fireworks team, and the third is you intentionally misconstruing what happened.

Management: How is that misconstruing what happened?

Agent Tesla: That was the penalty for those who lost in musical chairs.

Management: What did the winner get?

Agent Tesla: To keep all of the singing and dancing chairs?

Management: Sigh. You'll rebuild the stadium before the next game?

Agent Tesla: I already have the best fairies of winter working on it.

Management: Then just get out of my office.