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As one of the captains of the Nevada Battleborn, Hip Hurts has been tasked with helping to plan the team's holiday party. He's feeling a little apprehensive about it, since he grew up in Finland and he doesn't like the idea of Christmas in the desert. The weather is tough to plan for, because it won't be cold enough to feel like his normal Christmas, but it won't be warm enough to lean into it and have the party outdoors. Instead of burdening someone with hosting the entire team, they've rented out a huge nearby airbnb. Hurts enjoys cooking, so has volunteered to help in the kitchen with many of the dishes for dinner, and that way he can make other people clean up after dinner, since he knows he will immediately find a seat on the couch and watch football afterwards. The team is full of young players who technically aren't old enough to drink, but it looks like some exceptions were made and people partied hard, and hopefully jfk doesn't find out.