Option 2:

This in no way could ever be a movie. You see, the Atlanta Inferno are playing a normal every day game at home against Hamilton, but oh no! A terrorist has disguised themselves as the Atlanta mascot and are planting a bomb in the arena! Paul Bondage, being the undercover super hero he is, senses this and has to sneak away during the game to find the culprit. He and the mascot have a vicious, fight to the death in the arena's kitchen. This involves a very silly, but bloody fight in which the mascot is sliced to pieces by a deli meat slicer, and then stuffed into a small oven. He finds the bomb and in what could NEVER be in a movie, cuts the wire to disable it in the nick of time. He races back down to the ice in time for his final shift where he scores the game winning goal. The crowd erupts, everyone stands and claps, and Paul Bondage is forever known as the unsung hero, but for reasons they will never know.

WC: 180