Wow you are NEVER gonna believe the crazy play that Johnny FourStar just did in the SHL! It was so gnarly. First, he catches the Puck, a mean clapper from the opposing defenseman, in his own mouth. Wild! Then, he plays Hackensack with the Puck. Insane! Next, he does donuts on the ice, just spinning around in circles. The defense didn't know what hit em! After that, he put his hockey stick down and did the Charleston. No one could believe it! He then hit the puck along the boards so hard that it started a tornado! Everyone but him was in a live reenactment of Twisters (2024)! With no one. Left on the ice and the net wide open, Johnny took the puck all the way down the rink, did a back flip, smiled for the camera, and scored a Michigan goal from behind the net. The hockey world was stunned. And then he woke up.