S80 PT #4: Last Action Hero
Due: Sunday, January 12th @ 11:59 PM PST
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Soviet Sexpot
Media Graders Senior Member Quote:Written Option 1: A movie studio decides to make a hockey movie but they are more focused on making money so people in charge of the movie and actors starring in it know nothing about hockey. It just so happens that your player is offered a role as hockey advisor for minimal compensation but they get to make a cameo at some point during the movie. What is the movie like, what kind of tone are they going for? How would your player like working there and how much would they get fixated on to things exactly right? And of course most importantly what kind of cameo does your player have in the movie? Fast & Furious 53: Revenge of the Zamboni coming to theaters near you this summer! Starring the one and only, McLovin. Taking place on the glaciers of Antarctica, the beloved crew of Paul Walker (digital cameo), Vin Diesel, The Rock, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese, Ja Rule, and many more famous people all shoved into one film that has nothing to do with street racing anymore nor does it have anything to do with hockey, but what does it matter. McLovin is on hand to save the day as the bad guys try to drive their zamboni over Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) but he instead is able to use his masterful puck skills to skate down the glacier with a hand grenade instead of a puck and chuck it right at the Zamboni, exploding it while busting up the glacier and saving Letty. Future cameos? Who knows, maybe for the film's 100th adaptation, but he saves the day, gets paid, and can claim to be a movie star? Accurate? Not at all. Realistic? Far from it. But Hollywood is Hollywood and McLovin is as Hollywood as it gets! |
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