There is a universe where the Seattle Argonauts are still having AT-AT Wøllker and Simo Jääskeläinen in the crease with goaltenders Henri Losanov and Bishop Van Apeldoorn. They are one good performance away to be the first quadruple to win the Mike Honcho Trophy that usually goes to the tandem that allows the less goals. They are facing the San Francisco Pride and a 1-0 win would get the job done. The boys are fired up and after 2 periods the score is still 0-0. It's not easy to generate offense with only 2 skaters out there while having 4 Argos in net at all time. The Pride are getting frustrated and Seattle gets the lead on a double powerplay. They are a few minutes away from achieving the dream. Oh no what is Kal Åkar Kekkonen doing? Cherry-picking at the blueline all game long he decides the moment is too important and start playing defense. Scores 2 own goals and the Pride wins 2-1.