Quote:Written Option 1: A movie studio decides to make a hockey movie but they are more focused on making money so people in charge of the movie and actors starring in it know nothing about hockey. It just so happens that your player is offered a role as hockey advisor for minimal compensation but they get to make a cameo at some point during the movie. What is the movie like, what kind of tone are they going for? How would your player like working there and how much would they get fixated on to things exactly right? And of course most importantly what kind of cameo does your player have in the movie?

The movie is called Ice Jam. The tone of the movie is an action-packed sports movie with some cartoon elements, where a group of aliens come to Earth and sap the hockey playing ability of several players in the SHL. They do this in order to make a team that can beat the Earth’s strongest, thus winning the right to enslave us.

My player, Jae-ik Barron, would love working on the movie even with only a cameo. He would make sure that people were holding their sticks the right way, that the animators were avoiding the pitfalls of hockey that the Simpsons episode ‘Lisa on Ice’ fell into, with pucks shot at the wrong net and sticks that looked low poly. He would have a cameo as the agent of the star that is taking part of the movie as the ringer the cartoons need to help them win the game. Since Jae-ik only has a cameo, the main star in the movie would have to be someone that retired recently but was a clear and obvious hall-of-famer. Maybe Dick Clapper.

Jae-ik’s character would get fixated on fixing a divot in a golf course that leads to the cartoon world. He would make a surprise appearance on the ice in the final game and get crushed by one of the gigantic alien hockey players, thus deciding to stick to the bench for the rest of the game. Earth eventually wins, and Dick Clapper is proclaimed a hero.