Celeste's entire thing is doing highlight reel hockey, and it's pretty hard to top something like a hat trick in the finals of the Simulation Major Junior Hockey League, but they're nothing if not committed to the bit. And most highlight reel goals are a combination of incredible skill and incredible luck, so all you can do is try your best. Celly's preferred thing to attempt is a rush down the boards, triple deke toward the center, and loft it bar down top cheddar to whatever the goalie's weak side is. This is only something that's going to hit one out of every like, 20 times, so it's pretty much down to luck and hoping the defenders go to the wrong spot and the goalie's reflexes aren't up to scratch that day. But on a successful attempt, you know Celly is hurling themselves airborne into the glass to celebrate a fantastic goal.

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