The sports centre top 10 was taken by surprise when Bongo scored the last goal of the SHL season on Sunday night. The Atlanta inferno were already leading by a considerable margin, so bongo attempted to kill some clock and hide behind the net / a tactic that most refer to as “ragging the puck”.

The puck ragging lasted a considerable amount of time, at least considerable amount of time as far as shifts are concerned. Bongo was getting booed by his hometown fans as he attempted a break out, only to circle back behind the inferno netminder and rag the puck further.

But bongo saw the opposition bench creep slowly for a change as the time ran down to 20 seconds. He knew this was his chance to pad his stats and reach his milestones. Bongo once again attempted a breakout and faked going behind the goaltender, from his own hash marks his ripped an absolute laser beam the inexplicably managed to go top titty on the full right bender goalie. The celebration that ensued was disgusting.