Option 1

If the whole team is kind of screwed anyways we might as well have some fun with it and get the fans involved. We still need the zamboni driver to zamboni and the equipment folks to gear up whoever we can wrangle to play the game.. so I say bring in the fans. Find the most hardcore looking fans that look like they can handle a hockey stick and get them out on the ice. Don't even put an age limit on it, 5 year olds, 80 year olds, as long as you can show you're able to stand up on a pair of hockey skates let's give it a go. Heck it could even work to our advantage, unless you're playing a nasty team I can't imagine many players would be willing to hit these folks very hard, maybe some of those zippier little kids can get around them and hold things off for that last 10 minutes. or get smoked. But it's that or forfeit anyways, probably, so why not.