Oh no! Everyone ate the Mystery Meatballs at the pre game team potluck and they're all out cold! The refs have given me one hour to field a new team or we're gonna have to forfeit! If it's one thing I know about an hour delay, is that the fans are gonna get their drink on. So I'm going to use that fact to my advantage. The first replacement is a roomba! It's gonna skirt skirt around the ice, get stuck on the boards, and make life hell at the blue lines! The next replacement is going to be the zamboni itself! We're gonna park that bad boy right in the slot, good luck shooting around that! The next two Replacements will be the ice shovelers! Some of the best skaters in the arena, they'll help clean up loose pucks! And finally, in net, a cardboard cut out of America's pride and joy, Danny DeVito! No one's gonna score on Danny. We end up winning the game 13-0.