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This is never the situation you want to see in any hockey game. Halfway through the 3rd period and the team is barely holding on to the 1 goal lead. Suddenly half the team goes down with food poisoning and you’re finding extra buckets for them to do their business in and now you’re relying on one of the only healthy players to find people to fill the roster.

Luckily, Jussi Mutou has a solution. You see, last summer he helped a bunch of Samoans who had a flat tire. Those same Samoans took an interest in what Jussi did for a living and got him to teach them how to skate. Jussi is now coming back to collect that favour.

The plan: clog up the defensive zone with as many Samoans as legally allowed in the sport of hockey. And clog it up they did. Mutou, backed by 4 massive Samoans, blocked every shot sent towards the Patriotes net until the final buzzer went to end the game and grant the Patriotes the victory.